Wizard!

Dumbledore wonders how they'll deliver his cutWhen I did that round of TV appearances the other day for various “Harry Potter” stories, everyone asked the same question: Do you think the franchise still has the same drawing power that it used to, now that the books are done and the kids are all atwitter about “Twilight”?

I imagined it would, since the absence of new books would likely make fans that much more eager for new movies; sure, they know what’s going to happen from moment to moment, but they just want to see their Hogwarts pals again — you know, hang out in the library, maybe catch a Quidditch match. And this movie, being rather low on action and high on atmosphere, will cater to that quite nicely.

Indeed it has: According to the AP, “The Half-Blood Prince” pulled in $159.7 million in its first five days, outdoing the last film, “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”, by something like $20 million and putting in on track to be the biggest hit in the series since the first installment. And this movie is really quite good, so that’s even better.

In other news, “Bruno” took a considerable hit in its second weekend, dropping 73% to land in fourth place with just $8.4 million. That, too, is a good sign. I mean, it’s still made its budget back and everything, but … well, it can just go away now.

Well, This is Just Stupid

The robot is not amusedYou heard about “Futurama” being returned to production after the success of those straight-to-video movies, right? Well, bad news, everyone — it looks like 20th Century Fox is bringing the show back without the original voice cast.

Apparently the new episodes are being produced at a reduced rate, and Fox doesn’t want to pay the actors what the actors want to be paid … so it’s recasting all the roles with new talent.

I refuse to accept this. There is only one Bender Bending Rodriguez, and his voice is supplied by John DiMaggio. Any replacement can bite his shiny metal ass.

… okay, there are hundreds of Bender units out there, but you know what I mean.

Memories of Green (Fish)

You know what I love? Love. I love love.There are only a few distributors foolhardy enough to go up against a Harry Potter movie, so the release slate is relatively light this week. And that’s nice, actually, because the next few weeks are going to be insane.

“The End of the Line”: You like sushi, do you? Me too; that’s kind of the problem. Rupert Murray’s sobering documentary explores the global impact of overfishing, and comes to the disturbing conclusion that, sometime in the next forty years or so, fish will be … over. Glenn and Adam elaborate.

(500) Days of Summer“: Hey, remember when Zooey Deschanel was a breath of fresh, idiosyncratic air rather than a blank-eyed zombie who insisted on singing once per feature? I can’t really blame her for taking the path of least resistance, but so is everybody else in this focus-grouped quirkfest, designed to please people who want their indie edge to look and sound as much like “How I Met Your Mother” as possible. (Which is actually edgier than this. It had a goat last season.)

Seraphine“: Yolande Moreau delivers an excellent performance in Martin Provost’s utterly unsentimental variation on the tortured-artist biopic; if it looks familiar, that’s because you’ve been seeing it on the DVD shelves for a month and a half now. Here’s hoping this is a trend; I can think of half a dozen other movies E1 has sent straight to disc that deserve a shot at the big screen.

“The Stoning of Soraya M.”: Cyrus Nowrasteh turns Freidoune Sahebjam’s tale of a judicially sanctioned honor killing in 1986 Iran into a hand-wringing indictment of evil Muslim patriarchy. Susan feels its bludgeoning approach is excessive, but justified; Adam begs to disagree.

And now, I’m off to see my first Cannes film of 2009 … in a Toronto screening room. Stupid lousy economic downturn.

Hold Your Own Damn Festival

... it's just that all the best rappers have really ridiculous beardsI should have put this up yesterday, but with all the “Harry Potter” stuff going on, it just slipped my mind — here’s my latest Sympatico/MSN DVD column, which focuses on a wave of titles from the 2008 festival circuit, including Steven Soderbergh’s “Che” (well, the first half of it, anyway) and James Gray’s “Two Lovers”.

With TIFF’s 2009 edition coming right up, it’s a little weird to be having flashbacks to Cannes ’08 right now. But that’s the beauty of the festival circuit … if you miss something on the big screen, you can count on catching up to it the following summer. It’s, like, all cyclical, man.

“Harry Potter” and the Multiple Bookings

The potions book, it is his preciousSo they’re doing midnight shows of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” tonight. My NOW review should be up very soon — it’s running in Thursday’s paper, which starts hitting the stands late Wednesday evening, but we were going to try to get it online a little sooner to stay on top of the release. UPDATE: Here it is!

Still, if you absolutely need to know what I thought of the movie RIGHT THIS SECOND, you have a couple of options. I’ll be part of a Pottermania story airing tonight (Tuesday) at 11 pm on City TV, and tomorrow morning I’ll be appearing live on CTV Newsnet at around 9:15 EDT.* It’s Potteriffic! Or … Pottertastic! Or something. Anyway, if clips become available, I’ll post links. ANOTHER UPDATE: Here’s the Newsnet interview. Not sure if City ever put their piece online.

And speaking of Pottermania, here’s my latest Sympatico/MSN movie gallery, looking at eight actors who’ve tried to transcend their signature characters or personae. Daniel Radcliffe is indeed one of them, because we’re all a little worried about that business with the horses.

* In the Toronto area, City TV can be found on UHF channel 57 and cable channel 07; CTV Newsnet is channel 62 on Rogers digital cable. You’re welcome.

I Just Don’t Get It, Man

Ich bin ein money machineSo “Bruno” made $30.4 million over the weekend, ensuring that Sacha Baron Cohen will return to punk Americans once again — though you have to wonder what he does for this encore.

Maybe something where he investigates the West’s long-buried heightist tendencies by disappearing into the role of a five-foot-six person? That presents a suitable challenge.

Away Day

It's like they know things, only they really, really don'tLast weekend, I was in Manhattan, surrounded by concrete and steel and progress, and checking my e-mail on my phone every five minutes to be further connected to the world.

Yesterday, I was on a self-sustaining wool farm near Lake Huron. Makes a change, as they say …

… and when I get home, I learn that Ryan Reynolds has landed the role in the “Green Lantern” movie, beating out such contenders as Bradley Cooper, Jared Leto and Justin Timberlake.

First thought: Jared Leto? Jared Leto? Billy Crudup, maybe, but this guy? How’d he even make it to the final tier?

And second: Did no one contact Nathan Fillion? He’d be perfect. And his demo reel was awesome.

Das Ist Nicht Gefunny

Ich is not a Red Hot Chili PepperAnother Friday, another flood of new arrivals on the big screen … and one of the summer’s best movies threatens to be clobbered by one of its worst.

Bruno“: Look, I loved “Borat” as much as the next guy. (Maybe even more so, actually, once I realized I was sort of understanding the Hebrew dialogue Baron Cohen was substituting for Kazakh.) And I understand the value of revealing the noxious homophobia of rural America. But this series of increasingly immature provocations doesn’t produce anything of comic or satirical value — though there will be plenty of people who think it does.

Il Divo“: Paolo Sorrentino’s head-spinning biopic of Italian political player Guilio Andreotti took the Jury Prize at Cannes last year, presumably because they figured they had to give Sorrentino something for all the effort. I would have been extra-perverse and given the Best Actor prize to Toni Servillo instead — his gnome-like stillness is the only thing that breaks through the movie’s bludgeoning style.

The Hurt Locker“: Kathryn Bigelow’s exceptional movie about an American bomb-disposal squad trying to survive Iraq is being buried by all the “Bruno” hype. Don’t let it slip past you; it’s her best film since “Near Dark”, and it’s definitely worth seeing on a big screen. Also, if this doesn’t land Jeremy Renner five major features by the time September rolls around, he needs a new agent.

I Love You, Beth Cooper“: Have you ever seen a filmmaker completely misjudge the tone and intention of his source material? No? Well, don’t start with Chris Columbus’ boneheaded attempt to turn Larry Doyle’s brilliant deconstruction of John Hughes movie logic back into a crowd-pleasing John Hughes movie. I’m not sure anyone could have made this work on-screen, but Columbus just fails so profoundly

“Valentino: The Last Emperor”: Circumstances prevented me from seeing Matt Tyrnauer’s ride-along with revered fashion designer Valentino Garavani … and it looks like I dodged a bullet, based on Rad and Adam‘s reactions. Lucky me!

My other other gig.