I don’t want to get too far ahead of myself here, but have you ever had one of those conversations with someone where you end up re-evaluating almost everything you think you know about that person?
I had one of those yesterday, and it led me to this shocking epiphany: Nicolas Cage knows exactly what he is doing.
I’ve gotta run, but I just thought I’d put that out there. Totally crushes your mind-grapes, doesn’t it?
I knew it. Cage had to be in complete control of his senses when he chose to eat a bug on camera in Vampire’s Kiss (1988). I wonder if he added salt to weaken the roachy aftertaste.
– MRH