Design and Desirability

Acquire! Acquire!I’m a Sony whore. I know their stuff is more expensive than it needs to be, but just I love their design. I’ll buy outside the brand when there’s reason to — I went with an Epson projector because it was, quite simply, superior to anything Sony had to offer — but as a rule, I’ll look at Sony’s offerings first.

Anyway, for the last couple of years, Sony’s had this line of pocket camcorders, modeled after the Flip but designed to be more versatile. I’ve been keeping an eye on them, but I could never quite bring myself around to buying one.

The first-generation model, branded the Webbie, was cute but clunky, with an awkward joystick and a tiny video screen; the second generation, renamed the Bloggie, addressed a number of interactivity problems and expanded the screen a little but kept the weirdly flimsy form factor, with a swiveling lens design that felt like it’d get wobbly within hours of its first use. But they all shot 1080i or 1080p HD video, and they were all the size of a cell phone, and the idea of carrying something like that to a press conference or an interview was awfully tempting.

Well, the third generation came out this month — pictured above — and it’s gorgeous. Rechristened the Bloggie Touch, it’s been redesigned for simplicity and function, with one button for recording video, a separate camera button for stills and a big ol’ touchscreen interface for monitor and playback functions. It looks more like an iPhone and less like a friendly Dalek than the previous models, but then Daleks aren’t supposed to look friendly, are they?

Plus, you can shoot a feature with this thing. You probably shouldn’t, as it’s got no microphone input and the focus options are pretty limited … but what do you want for two hundred bucks?

So, you know. Want.

Oh, Blow Me

This is my serious face. Also my only face.My latest MSN DVD column is up, examining the absolute disaster that is M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Last Airbender”.

I take no pleasure in this, since I think Shyamalan actually is the cinematic artist he believes himself to be, at least some of the time; “Lady in the Water” may make not a lick of sense, but it’s a gorgeous film to simply experience, and “The Village” has an exquisite sense of dread and stillness that’s unfortunately perforated any time somebody opens his or her mouth.

“The Happening” and “The Last Airbender”, though? I got nothing.

Stoppable

Pew pew pew! I stopped your train!Tony Scott’s new movie, “The Train That Couldn’t Slow Down”, was thwarted in its attempt to rule the weekend by the blue freak with the big head, as “Megamind” retained the top slot with a $30 million gross.

More surprising was the soft opening of “Morning Glory”, which debuted in fifth place with $9.6 million — I would have figured that’d play stronger, given its appealing combination of Harrison Ford, Lovable Curmudgeon and Everybody Loves Rachel McAdams.

Guess everyone’s waiting to see it on a plane, huh?

The Traveler’s Lament

Not actual sizeThat was probably the fastest turnaround I’ve ever done to Los Angeles — 35 hours from gate to gate, not even long enough to worry about jet lag. So I’m home now, wishing I’d brought a box of bearclaws from the little donut place next door to the Pantages on Hollywood Boulevard, and marvelling at the thought that, yeah, I was on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday. Sunset, too, just steps from the magnificence of the Cinerama Dome. Someday I’ll actually see a movie inside the damn thing.

And now I’m back in Toronto, and it’s cold and it’s raining, but at least Dexter was happy to see me. It’s nice to be home.

In other, far more unpleasant news, Uwe Boll is making a movie about Auschwitz. Good luck trying to sleep tonight.

Insert Coin to Continue

Why hasn't anyone remade this yet? Justin Bieber would be perfect!I’m in Los Angeles today for a couple of things, but I’ll be back home before you know it. In the meantime, take a gander at Sunday night’s double-bill at the Toronto Underground Cinema: “The Wizard” and “The Last Starfighter”, programmed especially for the folks at Gamercamp.

Two movies about videogames, and yet … not, exactly. I’ve written some words about ’em over at the NOW Daily, and if you’re curious you may want to read them. Or you might just want to shake your head and move on. I’d understand.

Fun fact: I remembered all the details about “The Last Starfighter” — Rylos, the Ko-Dan Armada, the name of Lance Guest’s character, Alex Rogan — straight off the top of my head. This is because I saw “The Last Starfighter” twice on its initial theatrical run in 1984, and evidently that stuff just stays in there. I wonder if I should be worried about that.

Trapped in an Uncomfortable Space

On the bright side, the acoustics were marvelousI’m off to Los Angeles this afternoon — don’t worry, I’ll be back before you know it — but it’s still a Friday and there are still movies opening, so I’m doing right by you all. See?

Down Terrace“: Ben Wheatley’s impressive feature debut plays like an episode of the grim Britcom “Early Doors”, if the characters were all psychopaths with hair-trigger tempers. That’s a good thing.

Monsters“: If someone saw “Cloverfield” and “District 9” and decided to make a politically aware giant-monster movie on the cheap … well, there’s no “if” about it. That’s exactly what Garth Edwards did. And it kinda sucks, I’m afraid.

127 Hours“: Danny Boyle’s frenetic survival story casts James Franco as Aron Ralston, the hiker who spent five days trapped under a boulder in a Utah canyon before escaping in a particularly horrible way. Franco is terrific; so is the movie.

“Skyline”: Aliens use space hypnosis to pull people into their hovering ships, or something. No press screenings, and it’s from the guys who made “Alien vs. Predator: Requiem:, so I think we all know what’s going on here.

Unstoppable“: Look, every Tony Scott movie since “Man on Fire” has been a runaway train in some form or another, so this whole affair seems kinda redundant. Spoiler alert: It’s stoppable.

And don’t forget “Morning Glory“, “I Wish I Knew” and “Kisses“, which also opened this week and all have their strong points. Okay, a strong point for “Morning Glory” is that it’s passable instead of terrible, but even so.

Danny Boyle Makes a Meal of It

The Other Mr. Big 'EadYou know how I sometimes half-jokingly say I don’t have the right to complain about anything, ever? Well, it’s because of days like that, when I get a proper amount of time to actually talk to a director whose work I really enjoy. (See also my various conversations with Terry Gilliam, Edgar Wright and Olivier Assayas, I suppose.)

A couple of months ago, right in the middle of TIFF, I had a very pleasant lunch with Danny Boyle. We talked about his new movie “127 Hours”, he eyed my salmon, Richard Ayoade came up to our table and said hi, and today it’s the cover story for this week’s NOW. Result!

Also potentially of interest in this week’s issue: My interviews with Jia Zhang-ke and Ben Wheatley, whose new movies “I Wish I Knew” and “Down Terrace” open in Toronto today and tomorrow, respectively, and my review of “Morning Glory“, which opened yesterday and is not terrible. Not great, mind you, but not terrible.

Oh, and there’s one other movie opening today at the Lightbox: “Kisses“, a teeny little Irish thing which I quite enjoyed. A good week for cinema, this.

The Main Event

Buy the combo edition. It's future-proofed!Right, then, here you go: This week’s MSN DVD column, in which I talk to Edgar Wright (and collaborators Bryan Lee O’Malley and Ellen Wong) about the tragic fate of “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”, and its bid for a phoenix-like rebirth on video.

I guess it makes sense. After all, Scott had to fight Ramona’s seven evil exes to win the chance to court her; surely his movie should have to face a similar uphill battle to find its audience. Except that people fall in love with the movie instantly; all they have to do is see it.

… so, you’ve already seen it, right? And if you haven’t, why aren’t you sprinting down to the shop to buy the Blu-ray?

Scott Pilgrim vs. the Location Shoot

It's totally true! Movies ARE cooler when you discover them on video!MSN’s dealing with a backlog of stuff this week, so my DVD column — which, of course, features me having yet another conversation with Edgar Wright about “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” — hasn’t gone up yet.

In the meantime, do take a look at David Fleischer’s excellent dissection of the movie’s locations for Torontoist’s latest installment of Reel Toronto, featuring commentary from Edgar himself.

Yeah, I call him “Edgar” now. We’re totally friends. He’s going to follow me on Twitter and everything.

Blue Makes Green

C'mon back to my pad, baby ... I'm loadedWith the $47.7 milion opening of “Megamind” this weekend, it won’t be long before some wag declares that we live in a post-“Avatar” age of enlightenment, or something — and that by that logic, “The Smurfs” will conquer the box-office next year.

Yeah, sorry, there’s a “Smurfs” movie coming next year. That wheezing sound you heard was my soul throwing up a little.

Anyway, yes, the expensive CG cartoon topped the box office, surprising no one. “Due Date” was second with a respectable $33.5 million, and Tyler Perry’s “For Colored Girls” came in third with $20.5 million despite some of the worst reviews I’ve read all year … but then, if bad reviews had any effect on Tyler Perry’s movies, he would have been stopped around his third Madea picture.

Deserve, as they say, got nothing to do with it.

My other other gig.