You can feel the transition in the air, can’t you? The studios are shaking off that post-Thanksgiving haze and gearing up for an end-of-year frenzy of big Christmas movies and blatant Oscar bait … and I get to gorge on all of it, because the TFCA votes this weekend and I’m seeing absolutely everything. Which is a little exhausting, I admit, but it also means I’ve got this week’s new movies in my back pocket:
“The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader“: Or as Glenn Kenny‘s been calling it, “Jesus Kitty III”. And as with “Prince Caspian”, I’d be much quicker to forgive the preaching, the thin characterizations and the empty visual effects if something would actually happen. But no, Michael Apted’s direction is perhaps even more distant and uninvolved than it was in “The World is Not Enough” … and we all remember that one, don’t we?
“The King’s Speech“: Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush square off in Tom Hooper’s crackling historical drama, which is as perfectly calibrated a crowd-pleaser as anything Harvey Weinstein’s released since “Shakespeare in Love”. The difference is that this is also much smarter and sharper than that regrettably Oscar-anointed trifle. It’s also rated R in the U.S., because the MPAA is afraid people might not be able to handle a little cussing.
“The Tourist“: What happens when you put Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in the same movie? A whole lot of nothing, as it happens, if it’s this movie. Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck is not going to be going back to the Oscars any time soon, I can tell you that.
And that’s all there is this week. Enjoy the quiet; it’s about to get much, much noisier on the megaplex front …