After Everything

Jaden SmithHoly cats! Look at all the movies! Some of which even have cats in them!

After Earth: Wow, can Jaden Smith not act.

Blancanieves: A silent Snow White. With bullfighting. [Rad]

Charles Bradley: Soul of America: Rock on, Charles Bradley. Rock on.

Erased: Well, it ain’t no Taken 2.

The English Teacher: And this ain’t no About Schmidt.

The Ghosts in Our Machine: Humans exploit animals. Feel bad yet? [Susan]

Hava Nagila: The Movie: Learn about the song, why not? [Susan]

The Lesser Blessed: “Telefilm can’t possibly turn us down.”

Lore:  Children of Nazis have problems too. [Rad]

Now You See MeOcean’s Eleven with magicians, but dopier.

Old Stock: And this ain’t no Garden State. [Rad]

Pieta: Kim Ki-duk aims to misbehave. Jagoff.

Sightseers: Road trip! With murder! (And knitting.)

And there we go. I have to run; I’m meeting Ben Fox and Craig Pelton later today and I want to be sure I look nice for them before I burst into tears and beg them to hold me.

Murderous Mystery Tour

SightseersIn this week’s NOW, I finally get to run my TIFF interview with Ben Wheatley and Alice Lowe, whose delightfully dark comedy Sightseers opens in town tomorrow after months in limbo.

Seriously, I brought the Blu-ray home from the UK two months ago. Watched it again last week, still love it. You’ll love it too, I’m thinking.

I also contributed a movie thing to our Hot Summer Guide, if you’re into planning that far in advance. There might be some early information about my Harbourfront series in there, but let’s keep that between us, okay?

The Past Always Comes Back

Life Is Sweet BDThis week’s MSN DVD column is up, and since I’ll be damned if I give the awful Dark Skies any more space than absolutely necessary I focused instead on Life is Sweet and Swimming to Cambodia, which get spiffy new special editions from Criterion and Shout! Factory, respectively.

No Blu-ray on Swimming, which is a bummer; I’d really like to get a high-def transfer of that movie, just for a closer look at the set. But even so.

Pole Position

Hangover 3 castIn the battle of the franchises, Fast & Furious 6 beat The Hangover Part III at the North American box office this weekend, with the car movie earning $98.5 million to easily squelch the bro movie, which pulled in just $42.1 million.

(Not that $42.1 million is peanuts, but after the massive footprints of the first two Hangover movies, I think Warner was expecting $50 million at minimum.)

Star Trek Into Darkness placed third with $38 million, and Epic opened in fourth place with $34.2 million. Those  two might flip position tomorrow, when the final numbers for the four-day holiday weekend are announced, but I kinda doubt it.

Also, Rob and Doug Ford. These fucking guys, amiright?

Moving Quickly, Oh So Quickly

Fast and Furious 6It’s a deadline day, so I’m digging out the six-word-review game again. Let’s get to it!

The ABCs of Death: 26 short films make one weak.

Bruce Cockburn: Pacing the Cage: Canadian legend gets the kid gloves. [Susan]

Epic: FernGully meets Avatar and everybody loses.

Fast & Furious 6: Does it go VROOM VROOM VROOM? Cool. [Rad]

The Hangover Part III: You know, it’s kind of interesting.

Love Is All You Need: Susanne Bier makes a romantic comedy? [Susan]

Picture Day: Great Maslany performance; movie’s just okay. [Susan]

Quality Balls: The David Steinberg Story: Canadian legend gets the kid gloves. [Glenn]

The Rep: I discussed this the other day. [Rad]

Something in the Air: Olivier Assayas looks back, feels languid.

Oh, and here’s my TIFF capsule of Peaches Does Herself, which is playing at the Inside Out festival tonight.  It’s … something.

Lives of Excess

Ken Jeong Hangover IIIThree more interviews today, all in the new issue of NOW — and with very different people.

I bag my first Community cast member, Ken Jeong, under the guise of discussing The Hangover Part III; I have a Q&A with Epic producer-director Chris Wedge, even though I didn’t like his movie very much.

And I was similarly cool towards Something in the Air at TIFF last fall, but when Olivier Assayas bounced through town earlier this month I couldn’t pass up the chance to talk to him again. He’s swell.

I will admit it’s been difficult to keep my mind on my work as the Rob Ford crack scandal continues to eat its way through the city. Just hours after his brother Doug tried to shame the media into leaving his poor baby brother alone (because, you know, it’s totally mean and unfair to investigate allegations of wrongdoing, abuse of office and smoking fucking crack leveled at the city’s chief magistrate), Rob was booted from his position as football coach at Don Bosco, which was clearly the only thing that brought the poor dumb bastard any pleasure.

If he really does have a drug problem, this could be the thing that sends him on a major binge. I truly hope his family and his handlers are working to counter this. I don’t want the guy to be mayor — he’s awful at it — but I don’t want him dead, either. Here’s hoping for the healthiest possible outcome.

The Conversations

RomanekCheck it out — a rare Wednesday post filled with ever so many interviews!

I’ve been pretty busy on the MSN Movies front; here’s me chatting with Star Trek Into Darkness bit player Nazneen ContractorOne Hour Photo director Mark Romanek and Great Escape producer Walter Mirisch.

Interesting people talking about interesting projects … even if Contractor isn’t quite as central to the mysteries of her movie as she seemed to think she was when we spoke last month. That’s show biz for you, I guess.

Oh, and also, a documentary called The Rep is making its Toronto premiere tonight at 7 pm at the Revue Cinema. I’m in it, and I know most of the people involved with it, so I can’t formally review it or anything, but having seen the film, I freely offer my endorsement.  If you’re interested in the short, tragic history of the Toronto Underground Cinema — or if you just have a fondness for the little neighborhood cinemas which  are in the process of disappearing from the face of the Earth — you might want to check it out.

It’s playing again tomorrow night at 9:30 pm, and on Friday it moves to the Big Picture Cinema on the other side of town. Go see.

(Still) Stranger Than Fiction

Polleys StoriesThis week’s MSN DVD column takes another look at Sarah Polley’s Stories We Tell, my pick for the best film of 2012. One small caveat: It’s DVD-only, and offers zero in the way of supplemental features.

Maybe Mongrel is waiting on the U.S. distributor to put out a proper Blu-ray special edition, which can then be imported and rebranded for Canadian sale. But a commentary track on the editorial choices and  timelines of various interviews would seem like a no-brainer to me …

Set to Stun, Apparently

Star-Trek-Sequel-Movie-Image-1-560x428So Star Trek Into Darkness made $70.6 million this weekend — with a total domestic gross of $84.1 million if you fold in the take from its early IMAX runs on Wednesday and Thursday. And somehow that’s not terribly impressive, if you’re the Associated Press.

J.J. Abrams’ sequel — which I caught for the second time Friday night, and enjoyed mightily all over again — easily won the weekend, with Iron Man Three coming in second with $35.2 million and The Great Gatsby landing in third with $23.4 million. Pain & Gain, which took fourth place, earned just $3.1 million, which nicely indicates the yawning gap between the new, shiny breadwinners — all three of which are available in 3D — and the April titles still limping through release.

And that gap will get even wider when The Hangover Part III and Fast & Furious 6 face off against one another next week …

 

If You Can Tear Yourself Away From the News …

Obviously we’re all a little distracted right now, but if you find yourself needing a break and Star Trek Into Darkness doesn’t do it for you, there’s plenty of other stuff playing in Toronto’s cinemas.

The Angels’ Share: And now, the comedy stylings of Ken Loach! No, wait; this turns out to be a really charming change of pace from the godfather of dour social-realist drama as an angry young man (Paul Brannigan) discovers the joys of high-stakes whisky tasting. Sure, there’s the odd head-butting and the occasional knife to the throat, but it’s all in good fun.

Fight Like Soldiers Die Like Children: Authentic Canadian hero Romeo Dallaire’s work with former child soldiers in Congo is celebrated in a documentary that doesn’t quite trust its audience to understand the narrative without some really condescending animated sequences. Cut those out and it’d be a lot more effective.

Greetings from Tim Buckley: I like Jeff Buckley’s music. I’m okay with Tim Buckley’s music, too. But I had absolutely no patience — like, not an iota — for Dan Algrant’s superficial, slapdash snapshot of both men’s lives, which leaves us nothing but the memory of Penn Badgely wearing a series of T-shirts.

The Iceman: Ariel Vroman’s true-crime picture has a conceptual and formal dullness that just screams “straight to DVD”, but Michael Shannon’s take on the contract killer Richard Kuklinski is a master class in playing a brick wall and still being interesting. But you can wait for the DVD.

Mud: Jeff Nichols follows Take Shelter with a simple coming-of-age drama about a 14-year-old boy (Tye Sheridan) who befriends a self-described “hobo” (Matthew McConaughey) and edges into a world of potential hurt. Michael Shannon’s in this, too, bless him.

Please Kill Mr. Know-It-All: Colin Carter and Sandra Feldman’s romantic comedy about an advice columnist (Lara Jean Chorostecki) who accidentally identifies a hitman (Jefferson Brown) as the writer of her column is basically a ten-minute sketch inflated into a feature film. And the jokes fell out along the way.

The Reluctant Fundamentalist: I missed Mira Nair’s political drama at TIFF — it had Kate Hudson in it, so I figured that was a red flag — but Susan really liked it.

Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf’s: Glenn is not terribly impressed with Matthew Miele’s all-star celebration of the illustrious Manhattan department store. But it’s narrated by William Fichtner! Wait, what?

The We and the I: Michel Gondry’s tale of a busload of Bronx teens stuck together for one last ride home was one of the more contentious titles at Cannes last year, but Rad thinks it’s a winner. I may actually have to watch the damn thing now.

That’s everything, right? No more surprises? Good. Carry on.