Zelda Rubinstein, the small medium of “Poltergeist”, died yesterday, aged 76. And so did Howard Zinn, the social historian name-dropped by Matt Damon in “Good Will Hunting”. Also, ABC has cancelled “Ugly Betty” and Chris Matthews is kind of an idiot.

And in the middle of all that, I find myself transfixed by this AP photo of Cameron Douglas, who yesterday pled guilty to drug-dealing charges in New York. It’s like a Magic Eye puzzle; if you cross your eyes at just the right angle, you can see his dad circa “The China Syndrome”.

I’m right, aren’t I? And now you cannot look away.