Seriously, it’s in the Constitution or something.

Thus, I’m helping my wife with some last-minute shopping this afternoon, helping her entertain her brother later this evening (not exactly a chore, mind you), and helping my brother tomorrow afternoon by appearing on his radio show to talk about sports movies, or Christmas sports movies, or something.

Yeah, well, there’s not a lot of stuff to talk about on Sports Central this week. But I’ll be giving it my best shot at 1:05 pm tomorrow (Wednesday). In the Toronto area, tune us in at 590 AM; online, you can go to the FAN website and click on the blue “Listen Live” tab near the top right of the home page.

And if you’re experiencing a similar holiday slowdown, call in and tell me which “Slap Shot” movie is your favorite. I promise not to judge, unless of course you pick the wrong one.