It’s pilot season. And Variety is reporting that Rebecca Romijn has just been cast in ABC’s “Eastwick”, alongside Linsday Price and Jaime Ray Newman and Veronica Cartwright.

Sayeth the industry bible:

“Eastwick” revolves around three women who discover they have mystical powers when a mysterious man comes to town.

I mean, yeah, that’s what John Updike’s book was about, too … kinda …

Seriously, though. How did they pitch this? “It’s ‘Desperate Housewives’, but with Satan! Perfect for the Sunday night block!”

And poor Veronica Cartwright. Twenty-two years after the George Miller movie, here she is spewing cherries all over again …