So there’s just one movie opening today, and it’s “Gulliver’s Travels”, which seems to be less an adaptation of the Jonathan Swift classic than an attempt to make a Jack Black version of “Bedtime Stories” … though the presence of Billy Connolly, Emily Blunt, Jason Segel, Chris O’Dowd and Catherine Tate does mean I’m duty-bound to see it at some point.

But not today. Today is for turkey (and thanks for that, Zane!) and dog walks and trading the odd present. Because, well, I think I’ve been pretty good. Robert Lantos may not agree, but he’s entitled to express his opinions at his own blog.

Happy holidays, everybody! Hope you get to spend the day exactly as you want to.