You’re not bothering with “Alex Cross” this weekend, are you? Because it’s not very good, and you won’t enjoy it. But its release did give me a chance to build this MSN gallery of memorable screen detectives, which may inspire you to watch something better.

Of course, I totally forgot “Zero Effect”, because I’m an idiot. Or because Daryl Zero is just that good at going unnoticed.

… no, it’s the first thing. Dammit.