Worried that I wasn’t making too much noise about the Oscars? Worry no more, folks; here’s my online assessment of this year’s nominations over at NOW, and you can follow that up by listening to our Oscar Podcast, in which I debate the Academy’s various good and bad deeds with Susan, Barrett and Glenn.

Just remember, these are industry awards, which means the rules are made up, the points don’t mean anything, and no one has to pretend that Clint Eastwood’s work was any good this year.

We’re still stuck with “The Reader”, but you can’t have everything.