Six-word reviews today, because I’m putting together next week’s massive holiday movie special and there’s just no time to lose …

Andre Gregory: Before and After Dinner: A documentary by Gregory’s wife, so … [Glenn]

Antisocial: Zombies on Facebook. Well, sorta Facebook.

The Crash Reel: Snowboarder has accident; documentary gets muddled.

Friend 2: The Legacy: Korean crime sequel ain’t so great. [Rad]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug: WE DIDN’T NEED THREE HOBBIT MOVIES.

The Pervert’s Guide to Ideology: Slavoj Zizek explains it all, again. [John]

The Punk Syndrome: Finnish punks: Mentally challenged, still rocking. [John]

Saving Mr. Banks: Paul Giamatti should have played Walt. [Susan]

The Wagner Files: Robert Ludlum via Douglas Sirk? Cool. [Glenn]

And that’s everything. Back to work. Have a good weekend, everybody!