I had to go to the megaplex for a screening last night, and found myself surrounded by people lined up an hour in advance to see “Transformers“. On a Wednesday night. By Megatron’s greasy sack, this thing is going to make money.
I guess we’ll have to accept that nothing can stop the rise of Michael Bay; it’ll be him and the cockroaches after the apocalypse. And the cockroaches won’t be entertained, either.
Anyway, for those of you wondering whether things could have been worse, well … of course it could: The filmmakers could have made room for these guys.