My latest Sympatico/MSN DVD column is up, detailing the many, many ways in which Hollywood continues to exploit its long affair with Elvis.

You know, I still really like “Jailhouse Rock”.

In other entertainment news, Michael Bay continues to be a giant douche, but Brett Ratner and Chris Tucker easily top Bay’s oblivious egotism in this remarkable interview with The Onion AV Club.

And I have to see “Daddy Day Camp” at 12:05.

My soul hurts.