It’s Not Me, It’s Definitely You

Gosh, you're bendyMy latest Sympatico/MSN DVD column is up, featuring the total creativity vacuum that is “Definitely, Maybe”.

I hate to do this, but maybe it’s time to break up with Ryan Reynolds. Sure, his volatile comic presence kept me tuning into “Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place” — the show that also launched future “Firefly” star Nathan Fillion — and he was fun in “Blade: Trinity” and “Just Friends”, but he’s got terrible taste in scripts.

“School of Life”. “Smokin’ Aces”. That remake of “The In-Laws”. And now that he’s firmly entrenched in dull-dad territory (see last week’s “Chaos Theory” for another example … or rather, don’t), I think I have to move on.

Sorry, man. Call me when you decide to play a serial killer or something. And that is by no means license to make an “Amityville Horror” sequel, with the stupid crazy-eyes contact lenses.

3 thoughts on “It’s Not Me, It’s Definitely You”

  1. Consider yourself meme’d sir; name five dumb things you did as the direct result of a movie. Or limit yourself to five if the list is longer.

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