It’s a busy week, so how about a round of six-word reviews?

“Foreverland“: Goin’ down a very familiar road.

“i am a good person/i am a bad person“: Further lo-fi artistry from Ingrid Veninger.

“The Island President”: Less a politician than a prophet. [Rad]

“Kivalina vs. Exxon”: Another global warning at the Bloor. [Susan]

“Lola Versus”: Greta Gerwig has hipster love troubles. [Rad]

“Marina Abramovic: The Artist is Present”: She will see right through you. [Fran]

“Rock of Ages”: An almost completely terrible jukebox musical. [Review up later today.]

“Safety Not Guaranteed“: Time travel? Take me with you.

“That’s My Boy”: Sandler! Samberg! And, uh, nothing funny.

“388 Arletta Ave“: Michael Haneke was a pussy, yo.

“The Woman in the Fifth“: A lost soul finds himself, sorta.

There! And now, I must leave you again. The deadlines, they won’t stop screaming …