I don’t care about the Super Bowl. Never have. But they ask me to write a piece about football movies, I write a piece about football movies. Have fun with it.

And yeah, I think Robert Altman could have made “Two-Minute Warning” into a classic, if only because Charlton Heston would have been pushing back against every single one of his damn dirty hippie ideas, and that would have made for some incredible footage.

I am just saying.