The death of Ernest Borgnine, at the entirely respectable age of 95, does not come as earth-shaking news, exactly. He was old, he’d been slowing down, we knew it ‘d have to happen one of these days. But if you don’t feel a slight pang at the loss of the guy who made so many god damn great pictures … well, you’re doing it wrong.

In other, considerably less urgent news, “The Amazing Spider-Man” made all the money in the world, and the Katy Perry movie did not. So that happened.