… which is convenient, because nothing interesting appears to have happened today.

A transformer blew up in Manhattan, and teenaged Facebook readers everywhere were probably disappointed that it wasn’t that kind of transformer. Eat it, Bay!

And in other news, the literary world has braced itself for the final “Harry Potter” book, but as I’m not reading them in order to see the movies without expectations, I’m kinda not caring.

And in other other news, Mandy Patinkin has bolted “Criminal Minds” after two seasons, just like he bolted “Chicago Hope” after two seasons. His character will be replaced by a large cardboard sign with “intense, brooding presence” written on it in magic marker.