Despite most of the northeastern United States and large chunks of Canada getting slammed by a blizzard over the weekend, people still turned out to see Identity Theft in droves, pushing it to a $36.6 million opening. And this is a picture that’s been getting even more vicious reviews than Movie 43.

Well, whatever, right? No one listens to critics anyway. And at least Warm Bodies came in second … well, a distant second, earning just $11.5 million. (Steven Soderbergh’s swan song Side Effects was close behind with $10 million.) But seriously — and say it with me — this is why we can’t have nice things.