The studios have seen fit to drop a dozen movies on my pointy little head this week. I managed to review eight of them while also writing a shit-ton of other stuff. You’re welcome.
Bill Nye: Science Guy: Kids’ TV hero becomes culture warrior.
Blade of the Immortal: Takeshi Miike’s 100th movie kicks ass.
Considering Love and Other Magic: I have not seen this film.
Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond: Actor, acting, acts out. A lot.
Justice League: Wonder Woman and the Flash? Great!
Mudbound: A decent adaptation, if too faithful.
Paradise: Holocaust drama is artful, frustrating, slow.
Stegman is Dead: Thugs, cops, killers. And tentacle porn.
Thelma: Joachim Trier’s psychodrama ain’t so hot.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: McDonagh. McDormand. Rockwell. Harrelson. Wrenching. Brilliant.
The Star: Sony’s latest Christmas cartoon, with animals.
Wonder: Jacob Tremblay wears latex, inspires people. [Glenn]
There, that wasn’t so bad. Please forgive me, I’m very tired.