So many movies, and me with so much work to do today. Time to play the six-word-review game, methinks!

“The Cabin in the Woods“: I PROMISED I WOULDN’T SAY ANYTHING.

“The Deep Blue Sea“: Weisz, Hiddleston, Davies. Love, misery, beauty.

“Girl Model”: Fashion puts Siberian teenagers through hell. [Susan]

“Happy People: A Year in the Taiga”: Werner Herzog recuts an Arctic documentary. [Rad]

“Hard Core Logo 2”: Bruce McDonald revisits scene of crime. [Phil]

“The Hunter”: Dafoe and Neill: The “Daybreakers” reunion! [Rad]

“Keyhole”: Guy Maddin’s fever dream of gangsters. [Andy]

“Lockout”: “Escape from New York” … in space! [review not yet up]

“A Simple Life”: Ann Hui does semiautobiographical drama well. [Phil]

“Streetdance 2”: They made another one? Why bother? [Andy]

“The Three Stooges”: Farrelly brothers remake? Why, I oughta … [review not yet up]

There, that’s everything. Well, except for the part where I tell you about the Q&A I’m moderating after tonight’s screening of “Girl Model” down at the Bloor Hot Docs Cinema. The show starts at 9 pm; come on down! Just be sure to bring your sense of righteous indignation, because you’re gonna need it.