It’s Axe Murderers and Elephant Parkour All the Way Down

Really, 98 minutes of just this would be fineMy latest MSN DVD column looks at a couple of sequels, “Hatchet II” and “Ong-Bak 3”, and tries to figure out how Adam Green got it reasonably right while Tony Jaa went so terribly, terribly wrong.

I was disappointed to discover that the number of elephants on screen at any given time does not appear to be a useful metric.