How slow was last weekend, release-wise? Just about the only thing we could come up with for my Sympatico/MSN movies column was a rundown of the history of the scattershot parody.

It tied in to “Disaster Movie”, you see. It was either that or something on French science-fiction for “Babylon A.D.”, and there really isn’t much beyond “Fantastic Planet”, “Le Dernier Combat” and “The Fifth Element” …

… well, there’s “Eden Log“, but trust me, it ain’t worth the time.