High and Low

I just realized why David isn't returning my callsMy latest movie column for Sympatico/MSN — about “Zodiac” and the Hollywood true-crime picture — is featured on the front page, meaning those four million unique visitors will all have a chance to click through, and get angry with me for not seeing things precisely the same way they do.

Still, that’s pretty neat. Almost neat enough to soothe the bile in the back of my throat over “Wild Hogs” topping the box office over the weekend.

Yeah, I know “Zodiac” is an hour longer and thus unable to screen as often, but still … $38 million is a lot of suckers. I’d hoped people would know better, somehow.

Maybe they’re all big William H. Macy fans. I hope he got a piece of the gross.