Morning, everyone! I have a dozen or so things to do today, so let’s do a quick round of six-word reviews …

A Band Called Death: Punk started early in Detroit, apparently.  [John]

Call Me Kuchu: Uganda’s anti-gay policy, examined in detail. [Susan]

Everyday Is Like Sunday: Toronto indie. I’ve certainly seen worse.

A Hijacking: Bad things happen. You are there.

Iceberg Slim: Portrait of a Pimp: One man invented hip-hop culture. Seriously.

In a World …: … Lake Bell gets her voice heard.

Jobs: Kutcher? Really? I’m sorry, but no. [Jose]

Kick-Ass 2: More ass-kicking! Also, Jim Carrey? [Phil]

Lee Daniels’ The Butler: How does this guy keep working? [Susan]

Paranoia: Harrison Ford good, everything else awful.

La Pirogue: Senegalese emigrants set sail into trouble. [Rad]

The Spectacular Now: Great performances, good script, solid movie.

And there you have it! Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s cake o’clock somewhere …