I swear I’ll stop with the “Simpsons” posts soon. But Sympatico/MSN has posted that column I was struggling to write the other day, so, you know, if you’re curious …

Oh, and I don’t know whether Lindsay Lohan was on horse tranquilizers when she made “I Know Who Killed Me”, but the writer sure must have been.

I’ll link to the Metro review on Monday, but the short version? It’s one of the year’s worst movies, and if Lohan does self-destruct, this is no way for her to go out.